puzzled
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML
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px_fml 0
Yea we dont speak English as a first language in the USA.
TheBeeszNeesz 0
Other wise known as a ROLLY POLLY! xD
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Meepy 0
Thank you for giving me nightmares.
hawkie409 0
I call them Rollie pollies, never heard them called wood loouses. I've heard them called pill and potato bugs, though.
sugarbabyxoxo 2
gross! I have no idea what it is. except the fact that it's a bug.
arsenalfcboy 6
Nope, not even a bug. It's actually a crustacean.
bluebolt777 0
that's friken nasty!!!
Bastet1981 3
A woodlouse is a bug with a hard exterior shell, when it is in danger it will roll up into a little ball.
Lolitia 4
Fake. Seriously what are the odds? .0001? And even then, so what extra protein. Hakuna matata!
kk2krazee 0
Yummy
CheshireWolf 0
Lmao last? I'm glad I don't stay at your place gettin up with woodlouses in my mouth lol
cali_bum 0
that's fuckn nasty sleep wit yo mouth close beezy
imalwaystired 0
that's sooo ****** gross