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This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML
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px_fml 0
Yea we dont speak English as a first language in the USA.
TheBeeszNeesz 0
Other wise known as a ROLLY POLLY! xD
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DannyBoy_fml 0
I didnt know what it was until i saw a picture i almost threw up...* *
pinkmd 0
aghhhhh!
lottaluv 0
what is a woodlouce
Six23 1
What is a woodlouse? Is that like a termite? I've never heard of that.
skyeyez9 25
Woodlice are also known as the grey colored "roly poly" or "pill bugs." They have lots of legs and roll into a ball when threatened.
augepauge09 0
YDI for calling it a wood louse
ScaryyMary 14
Woodlice are those little roly-poly bugs? When I was little, I used to tear them in half and look at the guts. I seem to remember the insides being a lovely shade of green...
sxychik 4
your weird..
wordgirl 0
Okay: first, what the hell? How did something like that get into your MOUTH??? Second, I was drinking orange juice when I read that and nearly threw up. So....FML.
Diannaa 0
I found a mil worm type thing in my icecream once...
johncow123 0
ohh there talkin bout a rolly polly