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A new friend

Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Yea we dont speak English as a first language in the USA.

Other wise known as a ROLLY POLLY! xD

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Wtf is a woodlouse ?

KatieKarnival 0

Just Googled it. Not pretty, at all.

Good thing you didn't chew!!

What is a wood louse?

At least you didn't bite it.

OH MY ******* GOD, THAT'S HORRIFYING!

I always called them rollie-polie-olies

Oh its like a roly poly. Thats what I call it anyways

I've never heard the word woodlouse... I had to search it up. Any normal English speaker would just call it a Rolly Polly