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This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML
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px_fml 0
Yea we dont speak English as a first language in the USA.
TheBeeszNeesz 0
Other wise known as a ROLLY POLLY! xD
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starss 0
That is ******* disgusting.
wombats_fml 9
How...did it get in your mouth? O_O If it was on your toothbrush, don't you look at your toothbrush before shoving it in your mouth?!
tlouise12 0
omg that is disgusting!!!
kikiface 1
how the hell?
ScaryyMary 14
There aren't enough "eating wood" comments on this FML. :( Seriously, I would have expected people to be all over it!
disgurlroks 0
omg.
Menick47 0
" Today I was taking a nap. Minding my own buissiness when out of nowhere som chick puts toothpaste on me, drenches me with water, and put me in her mouth. FML" lol poor woodloues. I kinda think YDI for not looking at your toothbrush before shoving it in your mouth.
kawaiimaui 0
FYL. I would have started crying.
applesmoothiee 2
same. Last time one crawled on my toe I freaked out and started crying. In my mouth...*hurls*
The_Disturbed 5
Just be thankful you didn't start chewing it, then realise and THEN spit it out, to realise it was a woodlouse. Now THAT would have been an FML :P
Furbz 0
Atleast you didn't swallow it!!