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This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
A new friend
Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML
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px_fml 0
Yea we dont speak English as a first language in the USA.
TheBeeszNeesz 0
Other wise known as a ROLLY POLLY! xD
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BucketOJam 0
Ew. -.-
angrynegro7 16
GODDAMMIT! I was eating pizza with black olives when I read this! Almost threw up in my mouth!
boatkicker 5
Apparently not many of you know what a woodlouse is, so here. they look like this. http://edubuzz.org/blogs/dirleton/files/2009/11/woodlice.jpg They are also called pill bugs, and rolly pollies. When I was little my mom called them water bugs, although I've never heard anyone else call them that, nor have I ever seen one in water. Someone above me called them potato bugs, although I've never heard that name either.
theonlynormalper 6
growing up i called them potato bugs
fisheatsbear 6
i was wondering how someone could be so gross, then i saw they were from the UK
Maxine17 8
**** you
NyronNosworthy 0
That's just made me gag, you are a sick, sick cretin and you should be ******* ashamed of yourself you horrible ****.
cherry72 13
u should be ashamed of using the "C" word u douche.
bfffness 0
YDI for sleeping with your mouth open
erinelizabeth201 0
a rolly polly?
gacal7 0
http://www.ihatehayley.com/index.php?id=3abd7bd190ae698caa30af134d151ff9
psychoxxxinvader 3
NASTY! Was it the spider or the bug? If it was the spider.... *Shudders*.
Hexefrau 5
AAAAHHHH! I didn't know what a woodlouse spider was, so I just googled it. I'm not going to sleep for a week. Now, as payback, I demand you look up the vinegaroon.
Jordan_McDeere 0
Oh my word. Do not google things people tell you that you have to google. Vinegaroon = terrifying!
SuperMuffin 0
psh. Google a camel spider.
Menick47 0
Camle spiders look like they could bite the flip out of someone! *shudders*
boatkicker 5
See, at first I googled camel spider and was like "Yeah. It's just a big spider. No big deal" but then I came across a picture of a camel spider bite...... I have a brand new fear!
sxychik 4
omg..... I just developed a new fear too...
alexFYL 11
This entire post and comments made me so happy that other people call them rolley polleys. My entire adult life has been filled with people giving me weird looks when I call a potato bug a rolley polley. Nobody ever knows WTF I'm talking about. I started thinking it was just a cute name my mom gave them so I wouldn't be grossed out by them. ROLLEY POLLEYS FTW