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This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML
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px_fml 0
Yea we dont speak English as a first language in the USA.
TheBeeszNeesz 0
Other wise known as a ROLLY POLLY! xD
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majones 0
you should chew some orbit because you got a dirty mouth.
iBrittanyy 17
Yuckk Dx
sxychik 4
omg that is just gross ;P
sxychik 4
woodlouse's are like (wood bugs) thoes bugs that eat wood. they turn into a ball if you touch them or scare them that's why some people are calling them roley poley's :P
a_peyton 3
I wonder how it got in your mouth - or maybe it was on the brush? Either way: BIG ew.
neonskittzy 0
gross. one time I woke up and my whole mouth was black even my spit. atleast you didn't eat it.
wordgirl 0
WHAAAAAAAAAT? Your whole mouth was black; even your spit??? What the heck did you EAT??? OMG for real!!!
blastvortex 4
Was it slimy, yet satisfying? Did it taste like chicken? Spill the details, OP!
XDNurse 0
..... hakuna matata? anyways fml for reading this... that's was nasty to the millionth power
blastvortex 4
Wopz. Accidental DP. *delete*
aback 5
I think that between you and the booger-chewer, I'll just skip lunch, thanks.
babybubz 0
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew