puzzled
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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A new friend
Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML
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px_fml 0
Yea we dont speak English as a first language in the USA.
TheBeeszNeesz 0
Other wise known as a ROLLY POLLY! xD
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snowFML 0
Who do you think you are, Bear Grylls? eating insects for dinner?! D:
Jrook 0
i hate that guy. total dope
simonsaysYDI 8
Les Stroud > Bear Grylls Bear can go drink his own urine til he dies for all I care.
fretforyerlatte 0
haha, les stroud practically gets off when he eats grubs. i wonder if he even enjoys regular food anymore.
do20ss 4
whaaaaat, both those guys r frigging great!!! even tho bear doesn't sleep in those places all the time, he still does some crazy/awesome things.
snowFML 0
In all honesty, I prefer Jeremy Wade and he isn't even extremist in his ways. Just lookin' for some fish. :3
infernofalcon 0
on nom nom nom
Felendris 0
this. ^^^^^
brownlace 0
f*n gross. go clean your house.
deannacx 0
Roley poleys.
itsfaithbabyy 0
EWWW WTF
Jh5 0
I'm still not sure what a woodlouse is
totes_sucks 0
No it isn't, that's a myth. The majority of spiders don't like damp habitats (like your mouth) and will not voluntarily crawl inside. It's just one of those things 'everyone knows' but aren't actually true. I forget what the proper word is. :) Flies on the other hand...
boatkicker 5
totes_sucks, I have woken up with a spider in my mouth before. They may not often crawl into your mouth, but they do on occasion.
ShallowWerewolf 0
a woodlouse is one of them roley poleys
blastvortex 4
That only refers to certain families of woodlice, such as armadillidiidae, that can roll up into a ball. There are other kinds of woodlice.
daisy1vargas 0
what is that? lol
pepperandroses 0
WTF is a woodlouse?
Jayodi 0
Goes by names such as rollie pollie, pill bug, potato bug, woodlice, armadillo bug, cheesy bug, doodle bug, wood bug, roll-up bug, slater bug, carpenter bug. There's a wide variety of them. All refer to the same bug or group of bugs. Small, oval-shaped, curls up into a ball to protect itself, lots of legs. has an exoskeleton similar to armor plating. Common bug in the North America and Europe, not sure where else.
annahershey 0
omfg thats ****** nasty