Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML
Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML
Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
Today, I saw a man on my bike that was stolen a few years ago. I asked him if I could have my bike back just wondering what he'd say. He calmly replied, "Hell no, I stole this fair and square." FML
Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, I rode my newly-purchased bicycle to Lowe's to look at flooring and back splashes for our upcoming remodel. Upon leaving the store, I found out that my bicycle had been stolen by someone who had bought a hacksaw from that store while I was shopping. They left the receipt to mock me. FML
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
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Sebash_fml 0
Guilty!
hunterhound 0
he's a dick
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Comments (239)
valdancer99 0
lol
BbqKirbyAnn 0
he called hisself a heartless dick to let you know it was he who stole your bike
kaylapple 1
perhaps he took it. :o
SomeFMLPerson 0
Perhaps....
AnneFTW 17
Why is your life bad? You found the culprit who stole your bike and will now get the bike back and will be able to humiliate him.
SoBeRoNeR 0
maybe the thief mentioned it to him
lucy8248 0
That's just wonderful,isn't it? Just kidding,guilty as charged! :3
CaliCutie365 0
Wait, are you that dude who wrote an FML about someone stealing your bike 'cause you left the keys in the lock? Hmm, this FML kinda sounds like what happened after……
nancyfantastic 3
Has anyone thought of the possibility that this friend heard of the theft from someone else. just because OP didn't tell anyone and the friend still heard about it does not make him automatically the one who stole it.
RuCheezBurger 10
WHAT YOU SAY IS WHAT YOU ARE >:D
smexehXredhead0 0
HE'S a heartless dick.