Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML
Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML
Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
Today, I saw a man on my bike that was stolen a few years ago. I asked him if I could have my bike back just wondering what he'd say. He calmly replied, "Hell no, I stole this fair and square." FML
Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, I rode my newly-purchased bicycle to Lowe's to look at flooring and back splashes for our upcoming remodel. Upon leaving the store, I found out that my bicycle had been stolen by someone who had bought a hacksaw from that store while I was shopping. They left the receipt to mock me. FML
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
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Sebash_fml 0
Guilty!
hunterhound 0
he's a dick
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Comments (239)
imaximus 4
he probably the one who stole it
justamexican 2
it doesn't mean he did it, maybe he heard it from the person who did it the guy is just bragging to everyone that it got around already. but yea fyl.
hazumu_fml 8
as long as you don't get punched in the face when you steal your bike back from them life should be good. :)
sxcthaigirl 6
wow guess a trip to the store helped you find out two things: 1. Who stole your bike 2. Your friend is a "heartless dick"
thelastlucifer 17
call the cops!
howdmynosego 12
I don't mean to be a killjoy but maybe he was told by the guy who did it
ChibiGirl5 0
is your friend a hobo and did you give him 2.00 :)
the88thpianoman 3
This isn't an fml, this is a **** yeah, now you know who took your bike. Your bike and revenge are now yours for the taking.
bfflrhea 0
... i dont get it
Cheylnlee 1
If OP didn't tell anyone about the theft yet and his/her friend knows about it then it was probably his/her friend that stole their bike.
okiidokii_fml 6
you should have said "yea well the police are looking into criminal charges and jail time if the person doesn't come out soon"