Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML
Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML
Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
Today, I saw a man on my bike that was stolen a few years ago. I asked him if I could have my bike back just wondering what he'd say. He calmly replied, "Hell no, I stole this fair and square." FML
Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, I rode my newly-purchased bicycle to Lowe's to look at flooring and back splashes for our upcoming remodel. Upon leaving the store, I found out that my bicycle had been stolen by someone who had bought a hacksaw from that store while I was shopping. They left the receipt to mock me. FML
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
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Sebash_fml 0
Guilty!
hunterhound 0
he's a dick
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Comments (239)
LemonSquish 4
Kill his parents in the middle of the night. Then you can run into his room and be like, "Oh my god, I heard about the horrible death of your parents! Whoever did it must be a HEARTLESS DICK." Use your stolen bike as the get-away vehicle. If nothing else, it'll get your point across.
Ringerace 0
Was he a hobo?
chasesoltis_fml 0
wow... what a dick
chasesoltis_fml 0
wow... is he still your friend?
BlaineSch 8
This gives everybody reason to doubt your neighbor's curiousity.
whiteboysforme 1
Wow that's ****** up
j355ika 0
Did he give ot back?
Psycho_Babydoll 26
What a douchebag. The same thing happened to a girl in my class last year. Her locker was broken into and everything was ransacked- the pockets on all her clothes were turned out, her purse were stolen, everything. While me and another friend were comforting her, she receives a text from someone in our class asking if she found out who went through her locker. Only we hadn't actually told anyone yet, and no one else had come in. Needless to say all her stuff was recovered pretty quickly. Some people are idiots.
Lludes 5
Guess we know who the heartless dick is.
Pyrodron 0
Agree with #2.