Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML
Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML
Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
Today, I saw a man on my bike that was stolen a few years ago. I asked him if I could have my bike back just wondering what he'd say. He calmly replied, "Hell no, I stole this fair and square." FML
Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, I rode my newly-purchased bicycle to Lowe's to look at flooring and back splashes for our upcoming remodel. Upon leaving the store, I found out that my bicycle had been stolen by someone who had bought a hacksaw from that store while I was shopping. They left the receipt to mock me. FML
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
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Sebash_fml 0
Guilty!
hunterhound 0
he's a dick
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Comments (239)
kai_ngo 0
That was when you should've punched him in the face, and beat him to the ground demanding you bike back.
TheFamilyGuy 0
Thats when you punched him right???
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
CROTCH PUNCH
littlemissFYL 5
if OP's "friend" did indeed get a 'crotch punch' his facial expression probably looked like the one you're making in your picture ^^^^^ lol
talktomandybaby 8
bitch ^^^^
Schnyduh 4
now you know who has it....... lmao
sourgirl101 29
Ask how he heard about it. You might have told some one and forgot that you did.
coltsrock37 15
now we know who the heartless dick is
lolman222 0
guess who has your bike :D
perdix 31
Someone who steals a wheelchair is a heartless dick. A bike thief just wants a bike. At least you nabbed your criminal, Matlock!
HannaKingdom 5
I have to say, this made me laugh.. but FYL, OP
IntoTheClouds 42
This made me laugh.
ThorneCrossed 9
did you call him a heartless dick?