Today, my father informed me that he is going to divorce his bitch of a wife, but told me not to say anything to mess things up, in case he wants to "hit that one more time." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML
Today, I happily announced that I'm getting married. My dad immediately shot back, "And I'm getting E.D., who gives a damn?" Just when I thought he was joking, he muttered that "the bitch" will take everything in our divorce. Moment ruined. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, I was out and was having a wonderful time. At exactly midnight, I get a call from my father. He's divorcing my mother. He's also going to Florida with his mistress for the weekend. If that wasn't the best news ever, he'd love if I found an apartment to live in ASAP. FML
Today, I told my mother that, after years of cheating and abuse, I'm finally getting a divorce. Her reaction was deep concern that my husband might not want to "be friends" with the rest of the family any more. FML
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Top comments
Laurea Lindroos 8
What a discusting view he has of the woman he’s married to 🤮 so dehumanising.
RichardPencil 32
“One more time? Just one? Dad, get you some Viagra, dude!”
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Comments (8)
Laurea Lindroos 8
What a discusting view he has of the woman he’s married to 🤮 so dehumanising.
mazor 22
Yes. That’s wwhy he called her a bitch and is divorcing her
RichardPencil 32
That’s not a nice way to talk about your mom! You know this makes you literally a son of a bitch?
BigSissy 14
Eeeeew. TMI dad
RichardPencil 32
“One more time? Just one? Dad, get you some Viagra, dude!”
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
squeal like a pig , **** what he thinks
Wadlaen 24
Are we to guess that 'that bitch of a wife' of his is your step-mom..? Or is it your mother he is talking about?😂