Today, like every day since I was born, my name is Yarenis, pronounced "ja-ra-nees". For some reason, everybody pronounces it "your anus". FML
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Today, I tore my ass crack. No, not my asshole, my ass crack. I don't know why, I don't know how, I just know it hurts. FML
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FellowYellow 10
Ouch OP! Guess your parents wouldn't think it would bother you whenever you hear someone go "Hey how's Yarenis?" Change your name if you want to!
DocBastard 40
I know what you're going through. My name is "Yeraneediot".
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Comments (126)
LifeOfAnRN 18
So change the spelling. It would be confusing to read it as it is now.
SanpakuEyes 18
Why don't you change the spelling from a "Y" to a "J"?
greggly123 6
Your parents must hate you
Anamalak 10
Your parents are evil and I don't think there is anyway anyone else would no to pronounce the "Y" as a "J". Looking at your name that is exactly how I would pronounce it as well...
shine004 8
Best fml everrrrr! Hands down!! Lol
kyim92 2
what do you expect with s name like that?
delay1234 19
"your anus" is exactly how i said it in my head as i read this FML.. oops
an3ph 20
You can change that.
sleepybill 10
You must be Hispanic or something living in the north
SassacreMassacre 10
I grew up with a foreign language, so it took me a second to see how they would mispronounce it! My brothers name is Namejs. Pronounced num-ace