Today, like every day since I was born, my name is Yarenis, pronounced "ja-ra-nees". For some reason, everybody pronounces it "your anus". FML
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Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML
Today, I posted a Happy New Year status for all my Latino friends and family. Well, I missed that año is different from ano, and I used the wrong letter and thus wished everyone a "Happy New Anus." FML
Today, as always, my name is Karen. FML
Today, my girlfriend named our daughter Aspen. Ass. Pen. When I hear her name I will always think of a pen in a butthole. No doubt her future classmates will too. FML
Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-worker's anus. FML
Today, after 26 years of confusion with my parents pronouncing it different ways, and in my mom's case, multiple ways, having to clear up how it's spelled every time I meet someone, I asked my mom how to pronounce my name. She got mad and then pronounced it three different ways while explaining. FML
Today, I realized that I am the only one among my group of friends who names their bowel movements. FML
Today, I realized that since I was in elementary school, my friends, my workmates, and even my family, all call me accidentally by someone else's name instead of my actual name. I'm 30 years-old. FML
Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
Today, I tore my ass crack. No, not my asshole, my ass crack. I don't know why, I don't know how, I just know it hurts. FML
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FellowYellow 10
Ouch OP! Guess your parents wouldn't think it would bother you whenever you hear someone go "Hey how's Yarenis?" Change your name if you want to!
DocBastard 40
I know what you're going through. My name is "Yeraneediot".
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Comments (126)
pwnman 33
At least your name isn't lillypad.
itzjstnx 18
you could always change your name.
szymonrules 10
Just Remember, Uranus, don't you know my ass if famous!? :)
Mackay92 14
I'm sorry but am Scottish and every time i try to pronounce it...It sounds like you're anus
melbrook10 1
I lived down the street from a family for a long time and I kid you not their last name was Hogg and they had a son and a daughter. The boys name was Ima and the girls name was Shea making them Ima Hogg and Shea Hogg. Those poor kids were so picked on.
jefrey 9
great, my next son"s name will be yarepenees... pronunce JA RAP ENEEES = your penis
1R1X0X0 10
I think it's time to think of a fancy nickname for yourself. Good luck! :)
krutik123 3
I feel the pain man. My name is krutik, but people sometimes say it "kru-dick". Some say it on purpose, others say it on accident. Luckily people gave me a bunch of nicknames but theres a immature kid in my class that still calls me krudick and on purpose
Ki11erC 18
Phonetically it makes sense they call you that. Not sure why you are confused about why they would, unless you've explained it already.
dreadbeat69 12
Just pretend they are saying it like "Uranus"