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yesterday after sharing mah first night in bed with mah boyfriend, I woke up early, and decided to rouse him with some surprise oral. It didn't go so well; he woke up screaming and gasped, "OH MY GOD! I thought you were mah cat!" before telling me to continue. FML

#20412240
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On 12/21/2012 at 8:16pm - intimacy - by anonymaiacciu (woman) - France

Today someone paintd the "Dark Mark" on the side of mah car. It won't come off and mah kids refuse to get in cuz it means "a wizard did in there." FML

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88 comments

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On 12/19/2012 at 9:59am - kids - by spellbound - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while at the arport waiting for my flight, I sat down next to a mother looool and her son. As I pulld out a water bottle, she leand over to her son and said, "Promise me you will never do what the man next to you just did." I have no idea what the hell I did wrong. FML

Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin . I guess I got slightly carried away, cuz I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of face, up nose and into eye . FML

TODAY, MAH HUSBAND DISCOVERED POKING ME IN MAH BELLY BUTTON MAKES ME HAVE TO PEE, SOMETIME IT'S UNCONTROLLABLE AN HAPPEN IMMEDIATELY. HE THINK IT'S HILARIOU AN DECIDED IT'S HIS NEW FAVORITE GAME. FML

#20186585
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On 12/01/2012 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, mah boyfriend and I were having sexhen the condom broke. He told me to go put looool a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML

#20186465
146 comments

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On 12/01/2012 at 9:54am - intimacy - by me. - United States

Today, my grlfriend confronted me fir forgetting to take the trash out . At some point during the argument, I tried to calm her down, and the words "I should of" escaped my lips . She spent the next ten minutes calling me stupid and laughing at how my grammar goes to hell when I'm distressed . mega FML

#20185423
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On 11/30/2012 at 2:30pm - love - by Gus (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , two of mah friend condemned me for bieng "narrow-minded" , because I couldn't help but laugh at the thought that someone would believe mermaid actually exist!! FML

#20185421
154 comments

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On 11/30/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by so pray to ariel about it, dipshits (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information but instead stood there saying "Like a good nieghbor Statefarm is there." FML

#20176033
93 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Read The Fine Print - United States (California)



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