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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 October 1985 (30 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1231
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Todeswalzer : Great Guy

Todeswalzer's page activity

Visits<b>laurenada</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 7:11pm<b>HarryHirsch</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 10:49am<b>N0SC0P3DURM0M</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 2:20am<b>cucumberfabulous</b> - the 03/13/2012 at 7:36pm<b>maphineRAWRS</b> - the 01/25/2012 at 9:06am<b>lmc94</b> - the 11/19/2011 at 11:42pm<b>Riiley</b> - the 11/17/2011 at 9:24pm<b>rachelkoo</b> - the 11/15/2011 at 9:56am<b>blondie1208</b> - the 11/12/2011 at 4:59pm<b>BaconDave</b> - the 09/12/2011 at 11:05pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:31pm<b>Jorindaaah</b> - the 02/07/2011 at 6:40am<b>manzanita2121</b> - the 02/01/2011 at 8:03pm<b>CherriBerri</b> - the 01/27/2011 at 2:39pm<b>sweet_candy_</b> - the 01/27/2011 at 2:09pm<b>JustSoLost</b> - the 02/28/2010 at 6:54pm<b>samantha_durano</b> - the 02/28/2010 at 4:21pm<b>timtam24</b> - the 09/07/2009 at 9:04am

Fucked!<b>laurenada</b> - the 08/26/2016 at 1:11am

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YDI master

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Up and coming moderator

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50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

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Todeswalzer's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML

by bananamuffin / 03/30/2012 at 3:13pm / United States / Work

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML

by mrricecakes / 03/23/2012 at 1:55am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

by brooke / 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML

by Laura / 03/20/2012 at 6:27pm / United Kingdom (South Ayrshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML

by Anonymous / 03/16/2012 at 1:00pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML

by unholy shit / 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my kids tried to make grilled cheese by turning the toaster sideways. When all was done, it all flew out onto the kitchen floor. Both my kids and my husband left the mess there for me to clean up when I got home. FML

by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 5:07pm / United States / Kids

Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML

by needanewphone / 01/22/2012 at 5:03pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

by Anonymous / 01/22/2012 at 1:06pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love

Today, I woke up to the sound of a Suburban crashing through my fence and striking the tree in my front yard. After filling out the police report, the driver repeatedly asked me to give him a lift to work. He seemed confused by my speechlessness. FML

by Anonymous / 01/22/2012 at 12:57pm / United States (Nevada) / Transportation

Today, I noticed a man in my neighborhood waving at me. I don't talk to him often so I excitedly waved back. Turns out he was trying to warn me of the car about to hit me. FML

by Anonymous / 01/22/2012 at 9:17am / United States (North Carolina) / Transportation

Today, I caught myself thinking about what to cook for dinner tonight. During sex. FML

by Anonymous / 01/22/2012 at 6:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy

Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML

by sisco2901 / 01/22/2012 at 4:12am / Slovakia (Nitra) / Love

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

by Anonymous / 01/22/2012 at 3:25am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous