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Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in looool the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To mah horror, he pulled in behind me and asked wat I was doing at his house. FML
Today, mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with bare looool hands. When I askd her wat all the commotion was about, she said she was worrid that I would catch "one of those computer vruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
Yesterday, mah kids tried to make grilled cheese by turning the toaster sideways. When all was done, it all flew out onto the kitchen floor. Both mah kids an mah husband left the mess there for me to clean up when I got home. FML
Today , while I was getting ready to take a shower , I placed mah phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing mah hair , someone called me. My phone was on vibrate , so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet.
Today, I woke up to the sound of a Suburban crashing through mah fence and striking the tree in mah front yard. After filling out the police report, the driver repeatedly askd me to give him a lift to work. He seemd confusd by mah speechlessness. FML
Friday 27 March 2015