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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 October 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1002
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today , I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on mah lower lip five yeres ago isn't fading as I expected it to , and will probably contribute to mah unemployment fir yeres to come. FML

#19376711
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5801) - you deserved it (67004)

On 03/30/2012 at 3:13pm - work - by bananamuffin - United States

Today, I went down on grlfriend 4 the frst time. Let's just say pubes an toilet paper residue were the least of problems. mega FML

#19330918
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47372) - you deserved it (4614)

On 03/23/2012 at 1:55am - intimacy - by mrricecakes (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in looool the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To mah horror, he pulled in behind me and asked wat I was doing at his house. FML

#19320311
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10682) - you deserved it (63785)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today I was at a concert and a man cummed up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He cummed back and pissed on leg. FML

#19315463
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29984) - you deserved it (3392)

On 03/20/2012 at 6:27pm - misc - by Laura - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I Went To Hooters 4 Lunc. My Food Was Brougt To Me By A Man. FML

#19288594
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26286) - you deserved it (15132)

On 03/16/2012 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with bare looool hands. When I askd her wat all the commotion was about, she said she was worrid that I would catch "one of those computer vruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
217 comments

Today, mah parents boarded the fad wagon an became Juggalos. mega FML

#18891757
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21869) - you deserved it (2712)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by unholy shit (man) - United States

Yesterday, mah kids tried to make grilled cheese by turning the toaster sideways. When all was done, it all flew out onto the kitchen floor. Both mah kids an mah husband left the mess there for me to clean up when I got home. FML

#18891516
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24549) - you deserved it (2933)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:07pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , while I was getting ready to take a shower , I placed mah phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing mah hair , someone called me. My phone was on vibrate , so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet.

#18881874
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17097) - you deserved it (29310)

On 01/22/2012 at 5:03pm - misc - by needanewphone - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND AND I SARED OUR FRST KISS. WEN I LEANED IN ON IM, E FELL OVER BACKWARDS AND SMASED IS EAD AGAINST TE FLOOR. FML

#18880094
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24746) - you deserved it (3614)

On 01/22/2012 at 1:06pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I woke up to the sound of a Suburban crashing through mah fence and striking the tree in mah front yard. After filling out the police report, the driver repeatedly askd me to give him a lift to work. He seemd confusd by mah speechlessness. FML

#18880054
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24779) - you deserved it (2044)

On 01/22/2012 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

TODAY I NOTICED A MAN IN MAH NIEGHBORHOOD WAVING AT ME. I DON'T TALK TO HIM OFTEN SO I EXCITEDLY WAVED BACK. TURNS OUT HE WAS TRYING TO WARN ME OF THE CAR ABOUT TO HIT ME. FML

#18878562
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26313) - you deserved it (4049)

On 01/22/2012 at 9:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I caught myself thinking abouthat to cook fir dinner tonight. During sex. FML

#18878139
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26228) - you deserved it (6561)

On 01/22/2012 at 6:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on mah wall. FML

#18877694
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30013) - you deserved it (4792)

On 01/22/2012 at 4:12am - love - by sisco2901 (man) - Slovakia (Nitra)

Today, I was kickd out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly!! FML

#18877531
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29721) - you deserved it (7062)

On 01/22/2012 at 3:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)



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