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PureGold

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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 340914
  • Number of comments : 484
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About PureGold : Hey people of FML!!
Instead of going out and doing something about the fact that I'm 18 and HAVE NO LIFE, I'm here on FML. And therein lies the problem. (But I haven't visited the site as many times as my profile says...that's kind of weird.)

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

PureGold's page activity

Visits<b>roman11</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 12:08pm<b>madi10647</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 5:39pm<b>FujisakiChihiro</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 9:22pm<b>marier00</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 2:22pm<b>gregjasper</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 12:15am<b>RobotUnicorn1209</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 4:31pm<b>Bibblejomin</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 7:11pm<b>inthehidden</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 5:30pm<b>holymacabre</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 9:35am<b>kodman101</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 1:30pm<b>helptheorphans</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 11:40pm<b>Loyalteez</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 10:32am<b>kiwi15499</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 11:24pm<b>Mental_1456</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 5:59am<b>itssohapi</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 2:06am<b>ToxicTyrael</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 8:01pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 10:50am<b>qwertydude1</b> - the 09/06/2015 at 9:29pm

Fucked!<b>marier00</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 8:22pm<b>RobotUnicorn1209</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 10:32pm<b>Mental_1456</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 11:59am<b>ARCHANGELGABRIEL</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 3:28am<b>Thoricsteam20</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 3:54am<b>stereofeathers</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 4:41pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 10:57pm

PureGold's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

PureGold's favorite FMLs

Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

by anonymiss / 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

by aviators / 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm / United States (Virginia) / Work

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

by creepermagnet / 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Maryland) / Love

Today, I was at IKEA with my parents. I walked away from them and later I heard the speaker of the store call my name asking me to come to the playground because my mom and dad were worried. I'm 18. FML

by BrilsmurfO_O / 04/06/2009 at 10:12am / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML

by Anonymous / 03/31/2009 at 2:45pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at my bosses house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4 foot cake before passing out. FML

by Donzai / 03/30/2009 at 6:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work

Today, I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to my friend's text, I accidentally clicked on this guy's name instead, who I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I responded with, "Haha wow you slut, I'm sure you were aroused." FML

by ohhotdamn / 03/25/2009 at 10:48pm / United States (Kansas) / Geek

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

by happybirthday / 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

by happybirthday / 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

by happybirthday / 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

by happybirthday / 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

by happybirthday / 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

by happybirthday / 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

by happybirthday / 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous