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MsJewelable

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MsJewelable

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 April 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 355
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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MsJewelable's favorite FMLs

Today, I invited a guy I've been crushing on for ages to my house, and I really wanted to make a good impression. We were sitting in the living room having drinks when my cat came in, dragging a pair of my dirty underwear and dropped them right in front of us. FML

#21394577
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31887) - you deserved it (4155)

On 04/16/2015 at 9:10am - animals - by HM (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML

Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML

#21212869
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71153) - you deserved it (5621)

On 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm - love - by someonepleasehelpme (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my husband called me, saying he was in the hospital with a friend who'd just broken his arm. Too bad I then heard a female voice in the background mutter, "She'll never buy that". FML

#20562542
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56069) - you deserved it (3794)

On 03/27/2013 at 3:55pm - love - by soontobesingle (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

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167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65771) - you deserved it (5193)

On 12/02/2010 at 8:20am - love - by mrdentist -

Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML

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93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37492) - you deserved it (2592)

On 12/07/2009 at 2:00am - misc - by Twiddle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML

#6352873
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13913) - you deserved it (67408)

On 11/18/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by omgitserika - United States (California)

Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML

#3348411
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43572) - you deserved it (12499)

On 06/29/2009 at 10:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML

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77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38773) - you deserved it (5249)

On 01/24/2009 at 10:14am - intimacy - by asdfasdf - Canada (Ontario)



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