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Today, I invited a guy I've been crushing on for ages to my house, and I really wanted to make a good impression. We were sitting in the living room having drinks when my cat came in, dragging a pair of my dirty underwear and dropped them right in front of us. FML
by HM / 04/16/2015 at 9:10am / United States (New Mexico) / Animals
by Ballsy427 / 07/25/2014 at 8:05am / United States (Armed Forces Pacific) / Work
by someonepleasehelpme / 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by soontobesingle / 03/27/2013 at 3:55pm / United Kingdom (Dorset) / Love
by heallven / 01/31/2013 at 7:26am / Miscellaneous
by Twiddle / 12/07/2009 at 2:00am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML
by omgitserika / 11/18/2009 at 10:09am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML
by Anonymous / 06/29/2009 at 10:23pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by asdfasdf / 01/24/2009 at 10:14am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
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