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Msjewelable's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML

By asdfasdf / Saturday 24 January 2009 15:14 / Canada

Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML

By Ballsy427 - / Friday 25 July 2014 12:05 / United States - Apo

Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML

By someonepleasehelpme - / Friday 18 July 2014 16:49 / United States - Centreville

Today, my husband called me, saying he was in the hospital with a friend who'd just broken his arm. Too bad I then heard a female voice in the background mutter, "She'll never buy that". FML

By soontobesingle - / Wednesday 27 March 2013 19:55 / United Kingdom - Sherborne

Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were noticed. The delivery guy, when bringing yet another order, asked me if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were living with me. FML

By heallven / Thursday 31 January 2013 12:26 / France - Ostricourt