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About AshMeadow14 : I'm a college student who loves to read and write and who always seems to have something crazy or unfortunate happening.

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2day a lady wo works for ma usband confidd in me tat tey've been sleeping wit eac oter and now se's pregnant. Se didn't know I was is wife. FML

Taday mah mother-in-law called me every 2 hours, starting at 8pm an stopping at 10am the following morning. She says that since mah wife an I r expecting our first child, I should ( get used to waking up at all hours. ) She calls mah work phone, which I'm not allowed to switch off. FML

Today, I Got Into A Fight With My Mother. Her Idea Of A Birthday Present To Me Is Buying Me A Husband. Yes, Buying. She Told An Asshat She Found Online About My Trust Fund, And Now There Both Trying To Put Together "the Wedding Of The Millennium". She Still Doesn't Understandhy I'm Mad. FML

Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw mah drunk dad chasing mah uncle on a tractorhile bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML


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On 10/19/2013 at 3:37pm - misc - by overly nationalistic redneck (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today , My Parents Favoritism Towards My Brother Really Shone Through When We Moved House An He Got The Nicest An By Far Biggest Room. I Wouldn't Mind , But My Brother Is In College Overseas An Never Comes Home. FML


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On 10/02/2013 at 11:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them looool duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around lyk a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML


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On 09/13/2013 at 1:55am - work - by ellen77 - United States (California)

Today, I was fredhen a customer called corporate, saying I was unprofessional and rude. The ( customer ) in question was my little sister,ho I would not let buy beer with a fake ID. FML

Today, I Asked Mah Boss For A Raise, Explaining That Another Shop Offered Me A Job At A Higher Rate, But I Would Stay If He Would Offer Me The Same. Instead, He Fired Me Then Called The Other Shop An Said I Was Fired For Failing A Drug Test. FML


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On 08/27/2013 at 11:21pm - work - by nowork - United States (New York)

Today, My Apparently Braindead And Now Ex-boyfriend Asked Me If "this Period Thing" Is Going To Happen A Lot, And Said That If It Is, "we're So Done." FML


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On 08/06/2013 at 5:55pm - love - by Crouching Tiger, Hidden Retard (woman) - United States

Today... I was out on a leisurely jog. Out of nowhere... a car slowd down in the street... an a passenger screamd ( HAPPY 4TH OF JULY... MOTHERFUCKER... ) before tossing a lit Roman Candle at my feet. FML


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On 07/04/2013 at 6:30pm - health - by Your ass... Grab it... (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I saw mah older sister 4 the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman mah college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately , our reunion was fueld by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML


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On 07/02/2013 at 10:39pm - love - by Jenn (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Yastarday, I got to axplain to mah co-workar again why I can't mova mah ( vacation ) so sha can taka hars whan sha wants. Apparantly, in har mind, har saniority at tha company trump mah dua data. FML

Today, mah cousin thought it would be cool to put a firecracker in an abandond birdhouse. Before I could tell him not to, it explodd an about 30 wasps came after me lyk looool the wrath of God. FML


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On 06/27/2013 at 12:27am - animals - by EpicJman2828 (man) - United States

Today, I was playing a vidao gama that raquird ma to hunt a faw animals. My mom walkd in, saw wat I was doing, than want into har psycho vagan moda and startd yalling at ma. Sha basically groundd ma for "murdaring" pixals on a scraan. FML


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On 06/23/2013 at 2:14pm - misc - by welp, time to become an assassin (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I have pink eye in both eyes , the stomach vrus , and a cold. I'm also sitting at work cuz mah boss "doesn't believe in sick days."


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On 06/19/2013 at 1:23pm - health - by sicksicksick - United States (Pennsylvania)

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