About Ashmeadow14
I'm a college student who loves to read and write and who always seems to have something crazy or unfortunate happening.
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Ashmeadow14's favorite FMLs

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

By razzmataz / Wednesday 28 January 2009 13:38 / United States

Today, my mother-in-law called me every 2 hours, starting at 8pm and stopping at 10am the following morning. She says that since my wife and I are expecting our first child, I should "get used to waking up at all hours." She calls my work phone, which I'm not allowed to switch off. FML

By dope_mcfly - / Wednesday 29 January 2014 16:55 / United States - Keene

Today, I got into a fight with my mother. Her idea of a birthday present to me is buying me a husband. Yes, buying. She told an asshat she found online about my trust fund, and now they're both trying to put together "the wedding of the millennium". She still doesn't understand why I'm mad. FML

By mn_shr / Saturday 26 October 2013 01:25 / Qatar - Doha

Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw my drunk dad chasing my uncle on a tractor while bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML

By overly nationalistic redneck - / Saturday 19 October 2013 19:37 / Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, my parents favoritism towards my brother really shone through when we moved house and he got the nicest and by far biggest room. I wouldn't mind, but my brother is in college overseas and never comes home. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 3 October 2013 03:00 / United States - Decatur