Nearly FMLs

By Anonymous - 03/07/2018 20:02

Today, I got fired because my "internet is too unreliable for the job" which is fine. the problem is, I'm having internet trouble because I can't afford to pay my internet bill. FML

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By IDon'tKnowWhy - 03/07/2018 18:52

Today, I went to the fair. After hours of the fastest and scariest rides, I had a panic attack and threw up while I was on the Ferris wheel. FML

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By SailorSolaris - 03/07/2018 13:19

Today, as a result of my birth control, I’ve gotten six periods in less than three months. Fml

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By whoisshe - 03/07/2018 17:33 - Australia - Thornleigh

Today, I was FaceTiming my boyfriend and he told me that he likes how I don’t care if I look ugly when I’m talking to him. FML.

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By byebyebus - 03/07/2018 13:59 - Australia - Preston

Today, I was waiting in the freezing cold at my bus stop wearing nothing but a shirt and jeans, and the bus driver looked at me, smiled and just drove straight past me. To make it worse, I had to decide whether to sit in the freezing cold and wait for the next bus or walk another 20 minutes home. FML

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By anamanaguchi - 03/07/2018 02:26

Today, I was struggling to open a bottle of juice. It left my hand bloody and mangled, but then my 8 year old sister took it from me, opened it with ease, and said “Pussy.” I work out every day. FML

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By PugLover - 02/07/2018 19:33 - United States - New York

Today, a boy of 10 said he was going to steal my pug. Thinking he was joking, I smiled and went back to reading my book. He then asked me for my street address so he could plan out the theft in greater detail. FML

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By Ifallaparteasy - 02/07/2018 16:58 - United States - Chicago

Today, I triggered the most painful muscle spasm in my back that I have ever experienced, leaving me writhing in pain and unable to stand straight. How, you ask? By straining too hard to poop. I'm only 23. FML

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By Ropedin - 02/07/2018 19:24

Today, my labridanes ate a rope chew toy. They tried pooping it out in public, but it didn't work, and they each had over a foot of it hanging out. I had to chase after them yelling "wait! Wait!" So that I could step on it. FML

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By ThirdWheel - 01/07/2018 21:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend suggested our group all go out to a certain place. Everyone was excited and had signed up within five minutes. I would have been happier if I hadn’t been suggesting the same thing for 2 months and been ignored every time. FML

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By Neen - 01/07/2018 18:51 - United Kingdom - Stafford

Today, I called my boyfriend because I missed him and wanted to talk to him about my day. Mid-sentence I heard snoring and realised he had fallen asleep over the phone. FML

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By What can I say? - 01/07/2018 18:31 - South Africa

Today, I sent a fax to my step daughter. I was accused of not sending it because "so how come you still have that paper?" She's 30, and has bred. FML

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By audivsdeer - 01/07/2018 10:56 - United States - Norfolk

Today, after picking my car up from the body shop, I hit a deer crushing the front and side of my freshly painted car. I was coming from the body shop because two weeks earlier my father in law backed into it. FML

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By OhGod - 01/07/2018 16:34 - Denmark

Today, I went to a storage facility with my mom, when she decided to pee in the bushes out back. Not only did she not wipe, but everyone saw it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2018 13:06

Today, someone fell on me on a night out, I went home blackout drunk and woke up the next morning only to find out I broke my ankle and fractured my foot. FML

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By "Kaluhaluha" - 01/07/2018 04:56

Today, a guy I've been talking to and I finally found time for a date. My period decided to tag along, almost a week early. It also brought along the worst cramps, back pain, and heaviest bleeding of my life. FML

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By Faith - 01/07/2018 04:38

Today, while visiting with my psychiatrist about some recent PTSD episodes, not only did he belittled my experiences but also compared my childhood abuse to his marriage. FML

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By Please not in my eyes, or hair - 30/06/2018 21:49

Today, my husband asked if we could watch a porno while we had sex so we could feel a little bit naughty. Well the porno he chose had an anal sex scene and my husband is notorious for feeling queasy at the slightest hint of anything gross, so he was explosively sick all over the back of my head. FML

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By yeezuschrist420 - 30/06/2018 19:12

Today, while gate tending at the beach, a grown man walked onto the beach and grabbed the bag of chips I was eating. I didn’t even know him and he said, “Thanks, man”, then walked away. FML

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By "cbchawks" - 30/06/2018 18:32

Today, I had surgery on my ass. 6in long 1 inch deep couldn't close it. so now my sister and her fiance' have to change my dressing twice a day while staring right into my butthole. Fml

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By AheadOfMyself - 30/06/2018 13:34

Today, while driving, I realised I hadn’t had an accident after six months with a license, statistically the most likely time to have a crash. Having been eating some salty potato cakes, I reached into the back seat for my water bottle and ran off the road, spun three times and rammed a hill. FML

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By ImVerySorryAboutThat - 30/06/2018 06:19

Today, at work, at a women's retail store, I told a person that was sitting slouched over on a bench in the fitting room that men aren't allowed in there. They turned out to be a very androgynous female. FML.

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2018 00:57 - India

Today, my older brother, younger brother and I went to the bar. Both of them hooked up and went over to their hookups’ places. The bartender gave me 3 free drinks because he felt bad for me. FML

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By "Matt 'Chappy' Herald" - 29/06/2018 15:55

Today I had an early morning race and needed to poo. The only place to go were Port a Potties. There was splashback. A lot of splashback. FML.

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By "silentsweetness" - 29/06/2018 09:47 - United States

Today, after staying up all night with my sick baby and taking the 45 minute walk to work, nobody unlocked the building. Time to walk back home FML

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By panda - 29/06/2018 07:19

Today, despite drinking so much water that my pee is crystal clear, my lips are still impossibly dry and they split every time I smile. FML

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By icookgoodfewd - 29/06/2018 06:46

Today, I found piss on my bedroom throw rug. I sleep alone. Yesterday I had a dream that I got up and went to the urinal, it turned out to be my laundry basket. I've sleep pissed in the middle of my bedroom floor twice in a row. FML

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By Lady@alltimes - 29/06/2018 06:18

Today, I had an in-service. I got home, my grandson had played with my new inhaler that cost $364.99 & sprayed the entire pump till it’s empty. I have a history of respiratory failure & it’s supposed to be in the mid 90’s tomorrow with a heat index from 110-115. I just got the inhaler last week! FML

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By rockbottomjailbird - 29/06/2018 04:26

Today, I have to go shopping for clothes. Normally, this wouldn't be so bad... but it's for my court date tomorrow and I have exactly six dollars to my name. FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 28/06/2018 20:43

Today, I’ve been working to lose weight (30 lbs so far) and raise my confidence. Today a kid at work said “Why are you eating healthy food? Is it because you’re fat?” FML

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Today, after class, my teacher pulled me aside and said "You know, I never received the e-mail regarding your disabilities that your parents mentioned. Could you have them resend it?" What disabilities? FML

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Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

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Today, I finally got a promotion at work. Today I also found out that no matter how long I work, no matter how much effort and unpaid overtime I put in for 6 years, my coworkers will be convinced I only got promoted because I'm the CFO's son. FML

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Today, I got two pieces of mail. One was a fine for not presenting my concession card to ticket inspectors on a train. The other was my concession card. FML

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Today, at work, someone found a bat indoors. I offered my help. They shouted, "Let someone with the right expertise do it." I volunteer as a bat carer. FML

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Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML

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