Today, my older brother, younger brother and I went to the bar....

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2018 00:57 - India

Today, my older brother, younger brother and I went to the bar. Both of them hooked up and went over to their hookups’ places. The bartender gave me 3 free drinks because he felt bad for me. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 2 July 2018 20:10

Free booze is way better than a free STD.

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Monday 2 July 2018 20:10

Free booze is way better than a free STD.

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