Today, I thought I was FINALLY done with my period. I've had...

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2018 05:26

Today, I thought I was FINALLY done with my period. I've had it for almost a month and have tried a few different BC pills to get it to stop. It went away... for 12 hours. Now it's back. FML

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