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By whoisshe - 03/07/2018 17:33 - Australia - Thornleigh

Today, I was FaceTiming my boyfriend and he told me that he likes how I don’t care if I look ugly when I’m talking to him. FML.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 5 July 2018 7:23

Guy: "I like that you don't care that you look ugly when we're FaceTiming." OP: "I like that you don't care that you've been dumped when we're FaceTiming."

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 5 July 2018 7:23

Guy: "I like that you don't care that you look ugly when we're FaceTiming." OP: "I like that you don't care that you've been dumped when we're FaceTiming."

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