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By "Matt 'Chappy' Herald" - 29/06/2018 15:55

Today I had an early morning race and needed to poo. The only place to go were Port a Potties. There was splashback. A lot of splashback. FML.

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Monday 2 July 2018 17:35

It's hard to avoid the dreaded "kiss of Poseidon"

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ChromoTec 24

Monday 2 July 2018 17:35

It's hard to avoid the dreaded "kiss of Poseidon"

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