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By PugLover - 02/07/2018 19:33 - United States - New York

Today, a boy of 10 said he was going to steal my pug. Thinking he was joking, I smiled and went back to reading my book. He then asked me for my street address so he could plan out the theft in greater detail. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 35

Give him a copy of Fortnite. He'll soon forget about your dog. And his parents. And the need to eat, sleep, or use the can. And everything else.

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OnReceivingEnd 17

"Sure thing. I'll tell you where I live, and when you try to steal my dog, I'll be waiting for you with a loaded gun and a knife that'll only have YOUR fingerprints on it when the cops come by. 'He was CRAZY, officer, I was in fear for my very life.'" And then I'll give him my Joker smile.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Give him a copy of Fortnite. He'll soon forget about your dog. And his parents. And the need to eat, sleep, or use the can. And everything else.

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OnReceivingEnd 17

"Sure thing. I'll tell you where I live, and when you try to steal my dog, I'll be waiting for you with a loaded gun and a knife that'll only have YOUR fingerprints on it when the cops come by. 'He was CRAZY, officer, I was in fear for my very life.'" And then I'll give him my Joker smile.

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