Nearly FMLs

By i just want a room - 04/05/2017 06:40

Today, after talking to my mother about money issues and living arrangements we agreed on me moving out next week. Come to find out my 23 year old brother moved in and all my stuff was box for me to leave. Fml

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By JustBeingNice - 03/05/2017 20:27 - United States - Portland

Today, at a streetcar stop, I saw a man with a walker drop an empty envelope as he counted money, so I picked it up and tried to hand it to him. His response? He angrily yelled, "Fuck you!" to me, called me a bitch, and ranted about how he could have me arrested. I'm scared of strangers now. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2017 03:24

Today, my friend/prom date yelled at me, because someone else asked her to prom and she had already said yes to me. Yesterday, I asked her to prom. Two days ago, she was berating me for not asking her to prom. I was belittled for asking someone to prom, who practically begged me to. FML

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By letzki - 04/05/2017 02:10

Today I went to a convenience store to buy something, after receiving only $2 dollars back after giving him 5$ I was stunned, I asked " the papers are $3!?!?" He replied "oh right $3.50" as he proceeded to take back the $2 and give me back $1.50...FML

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By Reeta - 04/05/2017 01:55

Today I got my jeans from the dry cleaner's to remove an oil stain and it came back with new stains all over...They're the only expensive jeans I have...FML

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By Kaybrie93 - 03/05/2017 18:29 - United States - Wichita

So, I got home today and stripped down into my favorite oversized flannel when I hear knocking at the door. I knew it was my mom, she just left and was obviously coming back for something, so I rushed to answer it. ...Not mom. UPS guy. "I have your package," he winked. I wasn't wearing pants. ?

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2017 01:14

Today I went in for work after having to take yesterday off for a sick day. The two old guys who I work with called in to take the day off, leaving me with all the work. My boss couldn't spare anyone to assist me with the workload. I do manual labor at a delivery company. FML.

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By 3Dprint - 04/05/2017 01:03

Today I got a new 3D printer, I also got to clean up fire damage after said printer cought fire. FML

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By Not a miracle worker - 03/05/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Droitwich

Today, my sister accused me of being selfish because I told her I couldn't make her dress and her bridesmaid dresses for her wedding in August. I work full time, I run a side business, and I'm doing a PhD, and she knows this. My mother is taking her side. FML

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By "daddyrobyn" - 03/05/2017 23:01 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, on my second day of being an au pair to two little girls my, otherwise, very safe and reliable car broke down as I was driving them to school. FML.

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2017 21:41

I went back to my hometown to go to my grandfather's funeral even though it's finals week. On my way back home apparently I had a tire blowout and my car flipped breaking my neck in three places. Now I'm going to miss finals and be on bed rest for 3 months. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2017 18:19

Today, My mom remembered my dogs birthday...And forgot mine FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2017 16:56

Today, my neighbour wanted me to let some delivery guys into his house with a new couch while he was out. I now can't get the door locked again. He may be gone till late. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2017 16:16

Today, my habit of meowing back at my cats finally came back to bite me. A girl in my class with Tourette's made a loud, high-pitched noise that I immediately repeated absentmindedly. People noticed. FML.

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By Ripped_off - 03/05/2017 15:32

Today I got my package for a $500 solar powered clothes dryer I ordered last week, and all that was inside was a piece of string and some cloths pins. FML

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By GeeThanks - 03/05/2017 14:00

Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2017 10:13

Today...My girlfriend was having a bad day, so I decided to get her an iced coffee. she has severe nut allergies, so I made sure to mention it. Right before I gave it to her I decided to try it. it was filled with almond milk. FML

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By disabled and poor - 03/05/2017 09:36

Today... I lost my temporary disability benefits because the doctor was upset with me for not taking all four of the prescriptions he wanted me to take. Now I have to find a new doctor, a new job, and pay rent on time...FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2017 07:30

Today, having finished my finals and finally gotten some free time, I finally did what I've wanted to for about a week and asked the cute new girl at work out. Turns out some douchebag asked her out two days ago. Thanks, finals. FML

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By "B_Pinkey" - 03/05/2017 04:19

Today, I went on holiday with a friend. My husband snores really loud and I was looking forward to sleep better. My paper thin walled holiday home has a neighbour who snores even louder... FML

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By Gassy - 03/05/2017 10:28 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my period bloating has hit hard. I'm so painfully full of gas I can barely walk. My stomach looks like I'm 5 months pregnant. All I can do is fart and feel more farts brewing. FML

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By PassTheHandSanitizer - 02/05/2017 19:10 - United States - Milton

Today I, a germophobe who combats being a -phobe by buying 2nd hand clothing, tried on a "new" leather jacket I was actually exited to find. When I put my hand in a pocket I felt something weird & upon pulling my hand out, I discovered it was an old, used, bandage... FML

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By For Real? - 03/05/2017 07:53 - Australia - Sydney

Today my boyfriend told me he would legitimately dump me if i supported Real Madrid over Barcelona. In fact, he confessed if he was single and no matter how great someone would be, their supporting soccer team would be the deal breaker. FML.

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By Young and in pain - 02/05/2017 23:04

Today, I pulled a muscle in my back while standing. I'm 21. FML

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By CBIZ - 02/05/2017 22:51

Today, I was talking to my psychiatrist about life and everything I'm going through. I told him I didn't think the meds were helping, being on meds is affecting my career. He said that there was no way they could until I got some things settled. He increased my dosage. FML.

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By worstman - 02/05/2017 21:30

Today,my best friend announced he was getting married I was excited because he told me for years I would be his best man. Turns out they are only inviting family and I won't even be there,FML.

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By anonymous - 02/05/2017 13:02 - United States - Orlando

Today I was driving and at a stoplight, a homeless guy asked me for a dollar and I did give him a dollar but in coins, and then he threw the coins back at me talking about "what are you broke" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2017 18:55

Today, my boss fired me for taking a 15 minute break after 2 hours of demolition. While he was firing me the person who did nothing for 3 hours was just sitting, watching and laughing.

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By Ugh - 02/05/2017 17:20 - United Kingdom

Today, as usual, at my work in a Chinese take away, I thought how lucky I was to work somewhere where I'm allowed to read, go on my phone, and with a boss who buys me pizza. Until said boss used my phone to contact a drug dealer. FML

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By SealedSage - 02/05/2017 10:29 - United States - Memphis

Today before I left for school, I cleaned some trash out of car while my wife ran back inside to get something. When I walked the 100ft or so back to the car, I could not find my car keys. My wife returned without them. I turn around to see the garbage truck lifting and dumping the trash bin. fml

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Today, while standing by the kitchen window I noticed a mouse running across our lawn on top of the snow. I called my two daughters to come see it, but by the time they got to the window a hawk was shredding the poor thing to pieces. My kids didn't stop crying for two hours. FML

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Today, it's five days until my wedding and I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister. They share clothes, have the same haircut, and they even take turns flirting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me. I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one. FML

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Today, I saw a girl I have a crush on sitting on a fountain, away from everyone. I thought this would be the perfect time to make a move on her. I tapped her on the shoulder, which scared her. She nervously flenched and began to piss herself. FML

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Today, my roommate and I finally got fed up with this increasingly, horrible stench that has been in our apartment for a few days now. Leaving it for our other roommates to handle, we selfishly left to get yogurtland. Moments later, we both expressed that we haven't seen our cat in a while. FML

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Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML

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Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

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