Today, my period bloating has hit hard. I'm so painfully full...

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By Gassy - 03/05/2017 10:28 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my period bloating has hit hard. I'm so painfully full of gas I can barely walk. My stomach looks like I'm 5 months pregnant. All I can do is fart and feel more farts brewing. FML

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