Nearly FMLs

By TurnedFeminist - 26/04/2017 11:28 - Russian Federation - Korol?v

Today, I am experiencing the full extent of sexism at work when dealing with new clients. While horrible enough on its own, I just have a girly looking name and a high pitched voice. FML

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By Q-Spot - 26/04/2017 10:20

Today, I realised I get more excited and enjoy cleaning my ears than having sex with my boyfriend. FML

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By DeathToUndergrads - 26/04/2017 10:00

Today, being the mere peasant undergrad researcher I am, I was tasked with submitting my lab's large research paper via online. All the postdocs decide to vacation in Cancun, Germany, etc and leave me to write the paper. The internet just went out. It is due in 3 hrs. FML

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By "Abbey Marie Florian" - 26/04/2017 09:28

I was taking nudes on Snapchat just trying to be sexy. I deleted them after each shot... minus one that accidently got posted to my story. By the time I realized it, 3 people had already viewed it. Now two of my church friends and a close guy friend have seen my naked ass.

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By Adriana - 26/04/2017 15:55 - Australia - Eastwood

Today, I accidentally clicked on, "Buy it now!" at eBay. I have no paypal, and definitely no credit card. I have no idea how to call back my purchase. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2017 23:19 - Canada - Fox Creek

Today, I figured out that, although I find huge muscles on my husband (men) unattractive...When they are on a woman's body, I get so flustered I can't even keep a normal conversation. She noticed. FML

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By "MomoLawolf " - 26/04/2017 06:25

Today I was cleaning the windows outside of my house. Going to the last one I saw what I had thought to be the begginings of a wasp nest. I asked my dad to spray and kill it. Found out it was just leaves stuck together with dirt on the window from the gutter. Next chore: Clean Gutters... FML

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By "theregoesmypc" - 26/04/2017 06:13

Today, my parents got a gift for my little brother, and let him open it on his own. What they decided to do however was leave him to it while they made coffee. He decided to open the mailboxes as well, which were mine, and proceeding to thrash an Ryzen 1500X and a RX 570. FML.

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By At least I won't have to third wheel - 26/04/2017 03:28

Today my friend who I've had a crush on for 2 years called me out of the blue. After chatting for wonderful 4 hours, he ended our conversation by telling me he thinks he is in love with our other friend and doesn't think we can be friends anymore because she may get jealous. FML

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By uuuuugh - 26/04/2017 03:04

Today, I had to lift my rolling dishwasher off the floor. Why? When I pushed it toward the sink, there was a dead bird underneath. Had to fish it out blind, with a chopstick, while lifting the loaded dishwasher because the bird was too big to pull out. My cat immediately tried to eat it. FML.

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By Bentes - 26/04/2017 01:50

Today I went to a party at my friend's house, and there was the most beautiful girl I know from my neighborhood, we're kind of friends. By the end of the party, we were together, hugging each other, I was just about to kiss the girl I like since 2013, but her grandma showed up and took her off. FML

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By Nbtsmyname - 26/04/2017 01:34

Today, my prom date cancelled on me, when she asked me. The day after I spent 160 dollars on a suit and shoes with 2 day shipping, now I have to wait a week for the refund after I ship them back. FML.

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By Ava - 26/04/2017 01:15

Today I had an online test worth half my grade and I finished but forgot to submit it so now I failed my class! And I’m in high school so it actually counts. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2017 23:31

Today because I'm expecting my period in the next 2 days, I'm PMS'ing like crazy. I was feeling some cramps and gas, so I decided to fart to relieve some pressure, first one was fine, second one, let's just say, never ever trust a fart, especially while PMS'ing...FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2017 22:07

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I decided that I was going to give his ticket to my prom (that I paid for) to someone else that I wanted to go with. It just occurred to me that my ex still thinks we're going together. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2017 21:11

Today is my birthday, it also marks four months of no sex with my wife of eight months... happy birthday to me fml.

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By BadLuckBeauty92 - 25/04/2017 12:00

Today, like every other day I have off, I got called in once again. No one else will show up and work their hours. I just want to stay home at least one day. Please. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2017 20:00

Today, I confronted my boss for his office-wide hypocrisy about time management and consideration of others. He flat out claimed he didn't have to practice what he preached, because he was the boss and could do whatever he liked. It appears my boss is a two-year-old disguised as a 48 year old. FML

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By lonelyasf - 24/04/2017 16:27

Today, my loneliness hit a new low. After checking out my groceries at the cashier, I said, "I love you so much" as she handed me my receipt. FML

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By birthdaygirl - 24/04/2017 08:31

Today I found my boyfriend of 4 1/2 years has been cheating on me and has a girlfriend for the past 8 months not only that but she let me know how their expecting a baby soon what a great news to find out a few days before your 21st birthday whoop dee do FML

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By Notmanlyatall - 24/04/2017 08:29

Today, while helping a customer, a teenager came up and started staring intently and my crotch. A moment later she yelled to her friends, "Nope! That's a lady!" This morning I actually thought I was looking kind of cute and girly. FML

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By BakeBakeBake - 24/04/2017 02:00

Today, it's my day off from being a full-time baker. My dad asked me to make him a cake, but I'm exhausted, as I've not had a proper day to myself in weeks, and I said I didn't want to today. Apparently, it is "not my choice" whether I bake cakes or not. FML

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By Fuckhousearrest - 23/04/2017 20:00

Today, while sitting at a bar by myself, a woman refused to sit down with her boyfriend next to me because I "looked at her weird." All I did was giver her a friendly smile. FML

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By speed daemon - 23/04/2017 14:42

Today, while delivering food I cut off someone who was driving hella slow below the speed limit. I arrived at the delivery address and about 45 seconds later the car I cut off pulls up behind me and at that moment I realized I just cut off my customer. There goes my tip. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2017 05:44

Today, I received my graded math exam. My teacher decided that three questions at the end would make up the majority of the available marks. I now have 71.5% instead of the 92% I should have received, because I failed two of the end questions. There goes hours of studying and staying up late. FML

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By ouchie - 23/04/2017 00:42

Today, I was holding my overly excited dog so my mom could leave for work. When my mom left my dog flew out of my arms hitting me in the jaw with her butt forcing my tooth into my tongue. FML

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By Wetworker - 22/04/2017 22:40

Today, I came to work at Walmart. The county that I work in has had a boil water notice for a while. Customers are buying water faster than I can put it on the shelf. I'll get yelled at when I won't be able to stock Gatorade. FML.

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By #workerproblems - 22/04/2017 19:27

Today, at work a customer screamed at me about how disgusting I was for not washing my hands. I couldn't wash my hands because we were out of soap, which I was holding in my hands in plain view during her tirade. FML

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By But-do-I? - 22/04/2017 18:56

Today, I don't think I really have a husband, just a flat mate who I occasionally exchange say "I love you"'s with. FML

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By pleaseleaveyourmessageatthetone - 21/04/2017 13:51 - United States - Mcallen

Today, I saw my crush on campus and decided to give him a quick call. Instead of a nice conversation with the possibility of hanging out, I got to see him reject the call. FML.

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Today, I was trying to take a nice picture of my dad but he was just doing stupid-looking poses, so I got mad and told him to "stop acting like a prostitute" without knowing what that even means. Keep in mind, this was also in front of my mum and oldest sister. FML

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Today, I got a call from my boyfriend, who was half asleep at 3 am, saying he was yelling my name because he needed toilet paper. We don’t even live together. FML

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Today, I noticed a disgusting, cheesy smell and spent all day wondering what it was. I later found out that it wasn't coming from my feet, but from my belly button. My surgery wound got infected. I'm a germaphobe. FML

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Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML

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Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

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Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my 4 year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML

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