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Today, I was fired from a job I didn't have. The manager in charge of calling me to tell me if I got the job never called, and never called me back when I left messages. The only time he called me was to fire me for not coming to orientation, which, by the way, he never called to tell me about. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29376) - you deserved it (1366)

On 10/10/2009 at 3:23am - work - by superjesse006 (man) - United States (Oregon)

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