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Today, I was fired from a job I didn't have. The manager in charge of calling me to tell me if I got the job never called, and never called me back when I left messages. The only time he called me was to fire me for not coming to orientation, which, by the way, he never called to tell me about. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31555) - you deserved it (1717)

On 10/10/2009 at 3:23am - work - by superjesse006 (man) - United States (Oregon)

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Hi, my name is SaintJimmy and I like to take it up the butt with a 12 inch rotating bunny dildo.

#11 - On 10/10/2009 at 10:39am by dfvervbthbrgvefc

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well, FYL for not having a job, but you wouldn't have wanted to work at a place with management like that. You'd probably be writing an FML about how much you hate your job.

Hi, fellow Oregonian :)

#1 - On 10/10/2009 at 10:03am by Sam_Licker81

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