Work: Spaghetti junction

Spaghetti junction

By superjesse006 - 10/10/2009 07:23 - United States

Today, I was fired from a job I didn't have. The manager in charge of calling me to tell me if I got the job never called, and never called me back when I left messages. The only time he called me was to fire me for not coming to orientation, which, by the way, he never called to tell me about. FML

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By Rae - 02/10/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I was fired for not attending a mandatory meeting. I confronted my boss and told her I never heard anything about it, she told me that daily reminders had been sent out via email for weeks. She then discovered that she failed to enter my email address in the system. I was still fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 309

You deserved it 2 813

By faeliality - 18/04/2016 08:39 - United States

Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML

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You deserved it 1 352

By fired - 04/11/2011 04:04 - Australia

Today, I was fired for the second time in as many days. I received a letter notifying me that I would no longer be working for the company, effective immediately. When I did not attend work the next day, I received a phone call firing me for not turning up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 904

You deserved it 2 671

By tjm - 23/12/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML

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You deserved it 2 246

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By xmeatballx21 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML

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You deserved it 3 487

By Anonymous - 13/05/2017 02:00

Today, while on vacation, I got fired for not working a shift I wasn't scheduled for. Even after texting my boss a copy of my vacation approval letter, she still fired me. FML

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You deserved it 335

By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 19:33 - United States - Little Rock

Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML

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You deserved it 3 684

By Speechless - 17/06/2016 08:12

Today, it's been a few days since I saw an ad advertising my job after being told about it by a telemarketer. When I asked my boss about it, she claimed things were fine, it was an old ad, not to worry. Now, I was actually fired for no valid reason. A telemarketer gave me more warning than they did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 225

You deserved it 881

By Paul - 02/05/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML

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You deserved it 2 613

By Anonymous - 12/01/2017 14:00

Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML

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You deserved it 603

ben_the_yid 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 16:04

well thats unlucky man good luck getting another job

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Saturday 10 October 2009 16:39

Hi, my name is SaintJimmy and I like to take it up the butt with a 12 inch rotating bunny *****.

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kmfyr 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 21:10

OP, good thing you didn't land the job. The management sounds like crap.

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 10 October 2009 21:46

Oregon's employment is great, isn't it? Just dazzling, super duper, GREAT! [/sarcasm] We're saying hello to our fellow Oregonians now? Cheers!

TheLetterZero 7

Saturday 10 October 2009 21:47

I agree with #-0.

mikew85 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 22:58

tell his manager. they should reprimand or fire him and get you your job.

R_0b_ert 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 3:20

man i lose faith in people like that

Nirvana99 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 5:13

ugh, too many calls this is like a tongue twister

GreenHacker 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 6:52

You deserve it for not going to the orientation

Reyo 2

Sunday 11 October 2009 7:47

Ohhhh I woulda cussed his ass out...over the phone. What's he gonna do? Fire me?

satanstoystore 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 18:16

hopefully you used a cell #. bring your phone records to their manager to prove they are incompetent.

heyyyaubrey 9

Monday 3 February 2014 20:44

do you really think you cant get phone records for landlines..?

Kronic_Kitten 0

Monday 12 October 2009 5:59

Yup it would probably end up with the OP yelling "I've had enough of this circus. **** this I'm outta here!!!!!

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