I agree that those gifts are lame but it's all about the giving not receiving and in the end your the better person

24 you forgot the asshole. OP, I hope your girl put out that night, at the very least.

She got you better presents. You, OP, are one lucky man. Something like this would pass on MLIA. >:D

#29 I tip my hat to you, forgot about that present!

#23 you're a pig.

Don't forget her ears, so she can hear you "coming".

Bullocks Pen! It's funny how you can take one word and change the whole meaning of a sentence. No offense to the cuckoo bird.(:

That was pretty awesome pendatik. So it sounds like op only gives awesome presents because he expects awesome presents in return? Maybe she can't afford to rent you a damn limo. Do you know how awesome a squirt gun can be? Fill it with grapefruit juice and whoever you shoot will be sticky for the rest of the day! Use your new power wisely.

On a man's birthday, women are supposed to provide great sex, then STFU for the rest of the day.

exactly nobody said you ad to use only water

lol! I read this twice!!! GAWD, I have no life, xD jk >.> <.<

Lol Shady and TheRealFamilyGuy also forgot boobs :P 5 good presents gentlemen.

Noticed they put their FML under the "love" category. Not very good at categorizing either. And, YDI, you didn't even double check and reread it before sending it.

#33 and the boobs... don't forget the boobs :D

No it's "Girls like cars and men; so I named myself Carmen." -to man- "What's your name, then?" ... " B.J. Titsandgolf."

I'm never gonna see a Carmen the right away again lol.

LMFAO, thats a win.

good charlotte for the win! :)

Good Charlotte:D

true true!

heck yes I love that song!

bullseye!

well.. if you were my boyfriend.. I wouldn't want a limo and a new dress and all that... glow sticks and a matchbox car is good enough for me :D

That sounds like an ideal boyfriend to me. I'd be disappointed as hell to be dating his girlfriend. She must be too poor to afford anything else and also unappreciative since she proves to be incapable of at least being more thoughtful than a freaking squirt gun.

OUT* LOL

thought* too :)

^ unless he is French :P

...or hump her

I say dump the bitch's ass

I say hump the bitches ass

bahahaha

i say hump and Then dump!

This thread gives a new meaning to Humpty Dumpty.

**** that! All this proves is that she's an ungrateful little shit.

that's so true, I was thinking the same thing as I did the same thing once! I'm not MADE of money!

I don't think he'd be angry if that was the case

you would whine over it too

^^^ Yep, a lot of people would. For my ex's birthday I spent a lotttt on a romantic weekend. On my birthday, I got a movie. And I knowwww she's better off than I am. Glad to be rid of her ;P

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