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That was pretty awesome pendatik. So it sounds like op only gives awesome presents because he expects awesome presents in return? Maybe she can't afford to rent you a damn limo. Do you know how awesome a squirt gun can be? Fill it with grapefruit juice and whoever you shoot will be sticky for the rest of the day! Use your new power wisely.

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  carriema  |  7

Noticed they put their FML under the "love" category. Not very good at categorizing either. And, YDI, you didn't even double check and reread it before sending it.

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  natsaysheyyy  |  16

That sounds like an ideal boyfriend to me. I'd be disappointed as hell to be dating his girlfriend. She must be too poor to afford anything else and also unappreciative since she proves to be incapable of at least being more thoughtful than a freaking squirt gun.

By  juilly_fml  |  3

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  dudeitsdanny  |  9

^^^ Yep, a lot of people would. For my ex's birthday I spent a lotttt on a romantic weekend. On my birthday, I got a movie. And I knowwww she's better off than I am. Glad to be rid of her ;P

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