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Today, I was working in a warehouse where fellow employees were kicking empty boxes around. Seeing a box, I got running distance and kicked it as hard as I could, only to look up in horror to see that I had kicked into our CEO's face. I still had both my arms up in score mode. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10081) - you deserved it (44813)

On 08/10/2009 at 12:03am - work - by zwillywilly (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Can you say, no promotion?

#1 - On 08/10/2009 at 6:20am by Fire_lights

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Wish I was there, I would've pissed myself for even seeing your face with arms up XD

#7 - On 08/10/2009 at 6:55am by Djoooiz

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