By Entheatus - 10/08/2009 04:25 - Canada

Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML
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PumpkinTarte 0

Oh, yummy. They're going to hatch in your stomach and make a little home where they mate and create more moth eggs and more will hatch, and so forth. Helping the environment here a bit, actually.

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mystomachurts 3

Well they're dead now.. and I guess they tasted good?

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CyclonePsycho 1

Brings a whole new meaning to the saying "butterflies in my stomach". Except it's moths. :3

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XxHannahxX 0

Well, at least your stomach acids will kill them...but that sucks...

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crazieeli 0

i dont think they're gonna eat her insides since our stomach produces acid so doesnt it just break down everything? if anything, they'll probably come out when she poops :/

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ananamoose 0

poops, everyone poops. it's a fact of life, for those guys out there that pretend girls don't poop, guess what they do!! haha wow think of the word poop for a second, is it funny or would it be immature it think it's a funny word, meh who cares thats a funny ass word. poops poops poops poops poops. haha you try!!

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xkaitlinwhitex 0

shhh, we can't let them know that.

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muziclife 0

just watch tomarrow your go!ng to throw up l!ttle moths !(:!

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Chaos187 6

Well at least you wont have any moths in your pantry :D

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kyle_kbo20 0

larva move... you didnt notice it when u tool cookies out

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dotVillain 1

Larva move. She noticed the larva move. The eggs, on the other hand, don't. Read more carefully before making yourself look like a douche bag.

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catatonicsleep 17

The eggs will be destroyed by your stomach acid they won't hurt you, it's not like they're going to hatch in your stomach...

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barlessprison 16

That's not the point. Point is she ate moth eggs. That alone is gross enough, no need to think of what's gonna happen in her tummy.

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Xader 0

There is something comforting in the fact that she got her revenge by dropping the moth's children into a bubbling pit of acid...

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riii 0

Bahaha, maybe you'll be ******** moths. FYL.

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riii 0

and before anyone jumps to conclusions and calls me stupid, i know that they get destroyed by stomach acid. it was a joke.

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junaho 0

Lol, they'd just fly right out of her ass.

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Darth_Taco 14

This is why I don't eat Christmas food in the middle of AUGUST :D. I'm sorry, but you kinda deserve this for not finishing them off in December or January.

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Entheatus 13

They weren't from Christmas. My parents buy these kinds of cookies throughout the year.

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Darth_Taco 14

Then...tell your parents to stop buying Christmas food year round. That's nasty! D: I am so sorry. I'd hug you if I knew who you were. Then I'd probably feed you pesticides XP.

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nomnomsean 0

hahahahahahahahahaha

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