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By zwillywilly - 10/08/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I was working in a warehouse where fellow employees were kicking empty boxes around. Seeing a box, I got running distance and kicked it as hard as I could, only to look up in horror to see that I had kicked into our CEO's face. I still had both my arms up in score mode. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2016 16:27 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought it would be funny to kick the box aside as I tried to jump onto it. Now I have 2 broken teeth. FML

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Accidents will happen

By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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Cough up

By cain001 - 04/01/2011 00:56 - United States

Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML

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You deserved it 2 533

By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 37 666

By Olerbia - 28/05/2013 07:11 - United States

Today, while working at Walmart, I was walking the sales floor and passed the end of an aisle. I saw a customer coming at me from the corner of my eye, so I jumped backwards. I hit a display case, and watched it topple over before turning to apologize to the customer. It was a ladder. FML

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You deserved it 10 001

Dude, are you OK?

By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 12:00 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was at work at Walmart, casually walking in the middle of the store, when my foot caught on something, so I went flying forward and yelled, being caught off guard, to the point I had to pretend I was running for 3 seconds, then someone blocked my path so I suddenly had to stop. Everyone was staring at me. FML

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You deserved it 303

By theshad - 10/09/2010 06:28 - Reserved

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML

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You deserved it 28 718

Hi guys!

By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 02:00

Today, I stubbed my toe, and as I was hopping about clutching my toe and swearing like a drunken sailor, I turned and saw my boss, our CEO and pretty much the entire board of directors through the boardroom's open door. FML

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By KO: - 30/04/2014 04:20 - United States

Today, I was changing the garbage at a local fast food place where I work. Being a rather short guy, I had to lean back and fling the full, heavy bag at the top. I did so with such force that my head hit the dumpster, knocking me out. FML

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You deserved it 5 116

By Anonymous - 28/05/2011 00:56 - United States

Today, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the movies. Excited, I tried to do a flying kick off the cafeteria wall at work. Instead of kicking off, my leg crashed through the plasterboard and got stuck. My co-workers had to pull me free. FML

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You deserved it 53 928

Fire_lights 0

Monday 10 August 2009 12:20

Can you say, no promotion?

Djoooiz 0

Monday 10 August 2009 12:55

Wish I was there, I would've pissed myself for even seeing your face with arms up XD

Comments

Fire_lights 0

Monday 10 August 2009 12:20

Can you say, no promotion?

Duckasaurus 0

Monday 10 August 2009 13:48

Sounds like something my friends and I would do at work.

geovanni 9

Thursday 23 September 2010 20:42

I LIEK ****!

amy397123 0

Monday 10 August 2009 12:20

YDI

bill929 7

Saturday 23 July 2011 15:05

def YDI

Jaaared_ 15

Thursday 5 December 2013 0:13

There's a button for that, you two.

jaacquie 2

Monday 10 August 2009 12:21

LOL fyl !

Tchernov9 0

Monday 10 August 2009 20:00

Dude how is it an FYL? It's her fault for doing something she saw her friends doing. If they all got a stick and beat everybody up would you do it? No, so why do the same here? OP is truly an idiot YDI

O_ol0l 0

Monday 10 August 2009 21:07

Dude, Theres a difference from beating someone and joining in with your friends. If you were one of my friends you sound like you'd be the ******* wet wipe that sits out.

shelbtron 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 3:26

and you'd be the guy who is unemployed!

jaacquie 2

Tuesday 11 August 2009 15:23

dear "Tchernov9" okayokay i get it dude. so-rry if i didn`t realise what ydi meant.

Saluton 18

Wednesday 12 August 2009 8:20

Oh yeah, indeed.

fluffywaspluka 7

Friday 7 February 2014 3:01

#26 5 years later, ydi and fyl aren't mutually exclusive, it can be both. ydi often are fyl also.

xsw33tyx101 0

Monday 10 August 2009 12:23

dumbass LOL

BTR_lover 1

Monday 16 July 2012 4:11

I don't think it's right to call him a DA. It was an honest mistake.

BauerMegan 31

Tuesday 18 June 2013 14:55

Lighten up toots.

Darth_Taco 14

Monday 10 August 2009 12:38

Sounds like something I would do xD. Still, you kinda deserve it. Hope your boss didn't take it too badly.

AntiChrist7 0

Monday 10 August 2009 12:55

"I was working" no you were not

Sun_Kissed18 25

Monday 10 August 2009 19:02

haha, well she WAS working, then she decided to kick a box in her boss's face xD

Albedo667 5

Tuesday 11 August 2009 0:35

rofl gold

Djoooiz 0

Monday 10 August 2009 12:55

Wish I was there, I would've pissed myself for even seeing your face with arms up XD

CyclonePsycho 1

Monday 10 August 2009 18:16

I KNOW! xD

ashole1990 10

Monday 10 August 2009 13:00

haha that is ******* awesome

mrose57 0

Monday 10 August 2009 13:01

Thanks, dude. LMAO is a good way to start a Monday morning. I owe you one.

Einstein714 0

Monday 10 August 2009 13:04

boys will be boys... YDI

notcoolperson 0

Monday 10 August 2009 13:10

Not a boy, SHE's a girl.

ashole1990 10

Monday 10 August 2009 13:11

i assumed it was a guy when i read it too

bananamanama 0

Monday 10 August 2009 19:59

Calm down, I thought it was a guy too because stereotypically a guy would seem more likely to be goofing off and kicking boxes around at their job. It actually being a woman kind of makes it funnier :P well done, OP hahaha.

ABbaby 10

Tuesday 11 August 2009 4:15

WTF you've counted?

frannytrois64 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 19:06

Are you caveman? Learn to shpell.

ananamoose 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 21:15

I think they just thought it was a guy because girls can't kick things that far. so that means her boss must have been pretty close like five feet away when she kicked it... If it was a guy it would make sense because he could have kicked it far and it him far away just doesn't work as good with a girl