First to thumbs down your comment. Leave the first comment for something clever and funny, dude. Come on.

Amen, why does he like stroking my flabby tummy?

The bits you are most self conscious about probably never enter your partners mind. They are probably more than happy with every part of your body.

Actually not really. He was purposely pointing out something that the op was most likely embarrassed about and acne can't even lead to skin cancer, so his comments made no sense. He did nothing but point out op's flaws and probably embarrass her. Not cool.

#26, I thought it seemed obvious that he thought it was a mole or some sort of skin tag or lesion. Who rubs a pimple? That's gross.

"The mammoth of all pimples..."

he probably thought it was a mole, they are a sign of skin cancer if raised above the surface

that's not necessarily true #7, the warning signs include asymmetry, border, color, and diameter. They are the ABCD's of melanoma!

yes for moles...not pimples. most people can tell between a zit and a mole

What else could it have been?

Skin cancer

A number of things #11. It could have been epidermoid cyst for all he knew. Dr. Pimple popper anyone?

...I just got an image of him sucking and it exploding in his mouth. Thank you for sending my imagination on another cring-worthy ride.

Thanks for describing the image. We all wanted to imagine it. /sarc

What can I say? Misery loves company.

Nope. That's disgusting. All aboard the Nope Train to Fuckthatville