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By zwillywilly - 10/08/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I was working in a warehouse where fellow employees were kicking empty boxes around. Seeing a box, I got running distance and kicked it as hard as I could, only to look up in horror to see that I had kicked into our CEO's face. I still had both my arms up in score mode. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2016 16:27 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought it would be funny to kick the box aside as I tried to jump onto it. Now I have 2 broken teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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Cough up

By cain001 - 04/01/2011 00:56 - United States

Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML

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By Olerbia - 28/05/2013 07:11 - United States

Today, while working at Walmart, I was walking the sales floor and passed the end of an aisle. I saw a customer coming at me from the corner of my eye, so I jumped backwards. I hit a display case, and watched it topple over before turning to apologize to the customer. It was a ladder. FML

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Dude, are you OK?

By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 12:00 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was at work at Walmart, casually walking in the middle of the store, when my foot caught on something, so I went flying forward and yelled, being caught off guard, to the point I had to pretend I was running for 3 seconds, then someone blocked my path so I suddenly had to stop. Everyone was staring at me. FML

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By theshad - 10/09/2010 06:28 - Reserved

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 02:00

Today, I stubbed my toe, and as I was hopping about clutching my toe and swearing like a drunken sailor, I turned and saw my boss, our CEO and pretty much the entire board of directors through the boardroom's open door. FML

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By KO: - 30/04/2014 04:20 - United States

Today, I was changing the garbage at a local fast food place where I work. Being a rather short guy, I had to lean back and fling the full, heavy bag at the top. I did so with such force that my head hit the dumpster, knocking me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2011 00:56 - United States

Today, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the movies. Excited, I tried to do a flying kick off the cafeteria wall at work. Instead of kicking off, my leg crashed through the plasterboard and got stuck. My co-workers had to pull me free. FML

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Monday 10 August 2009 12:20

Can you say, no promotion?

Djoooiz 0

Monday 10 August 2009 12:55

Wish I was there, I would've pissed myself for even seeing your face with arms up XD

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chuckrules1000 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 7:34

similar thing happened to me(well, not really) I kicked a box that I thought was empty only to twist my ankle on a box of soda syrup.

Mancubus 2

Tuesday 11 August 2009 7:54

On the bright side you have an amusing story to tell prospective employers when they ask you how you lost your last job.

twindaddy 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 13:11

I just laughed my ass off. That's hilarious.

frannytrois64 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 19:12

Hahaha jesus that's like one of those "Untold Stories in the Office" did you have fun at least?

wakarahen 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 19:51

hahahahhaha u made my day

WrKing1 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 17:27

Wow, that's gotta be the best FML I've ever read. How did you not see the CEO there?? YDI

creeptastical 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 1:11

That was hilarious.

STYLE_E 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:12

totally ydi

locococo42695 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 5:59

i can definetly see this becoming a comercial

brianjman14 22

Tuesday 17 November 2009 4:18

GOALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

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