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Today, I was working in the box office. A group came in for tickets but wanted to pay individually. One paid $40 for a $25 ticket. Laughing, I reached for the calculator while saying, "I went to public school, so I can't do math." They didn't laugh. They were all teachers in public schools. FML

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On 08/08/2009 at 3:02am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Why? Why are people so giddy that they're mathematically incapable? Nobody goes, "teehee, I read at a 6th-grade level!" "I struggle with subject/verb agreement and homophones in my native language!"

Don't be proud of the fact that you're a dumbass.

#2 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:07am by ZuRG

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Its really not that hard a sum, dude. o_O

#1 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:06am by iKaite

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