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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 07:02 - United States

Today, I was working in the box office. A group came in for tickets but wanted to pay individually. One paid $40 for a $25 ticket. Laughing, I reached for the calculator while saying, "I went to public school, so I can't do math." They didn't laugh. They were all teachers in public schools. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 11:07 - United States

Today, I was tending the cash register. I scanned a lady's items which totaled $89.68. She paid with a $100 bill. I gave her $11.32 change. She angrily gave back the extra dollar and complained about "schools nowadays". I'm an AP Calculus student. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2012 18:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I went with my friends to see a movie. I handed my student card over to the cashier as proof I was old enough to see it, and he started laughing hysterically at my picture. Then he called over a colleague, who also started laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 15:47 - United States

Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML

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By amy - 16/10/2013 21:52 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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By bakedplum - 01/11/2011 17:52 - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML

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By Arniii - 01/02/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML

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By stupidapperently - 01/02/2013 04:06 - United States

Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML

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Saturday 8 August 2009 16:07

Why? Why are people so giddy that they're mathematically incapable? Nobody goes, "teehee, I read at a 6th-grade level!" "I struggle with subject/verb agreement and homophones in my native language!" Don't be proud of the fact that you're a dumbass.

iKaite 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 16:06

Its really not that hard a sum, dude. o_O

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Powahouse 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 4:50

your life does suck, but only because you couldn't figure that out. jesus.

where_i_stood 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 5:07

I go to a public school and i'm very good at math.

midwestjerk 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 5:18

Holy shit, if you can't do math that's THAT ******* simple, please, PLEASE kill yourself. We don't need people like you to breed.

Sessee 4

Sunday 9 August 2009 5:43

Your life is ****** if you can't subtract 25 from 40.

cheeter 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 7:04

hahaha well they deserve it for thinking public school education is actually worth something.

acranine11 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 7:15

Aside from everyone arguing about math this fml sucks you just bumped into people with no sense of humor. aka most teachers

ktho522 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 8:00

wtf? the cash register does it. you don't need to pull out a calculator.

Snowlight_fml 7

Sunday 9 August 2009 10:33

If they didn't laugh, then there just uptight :)

jnic 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 13:20

....... if you can't do math that simple, public school is the least of your problems.

littlegoldwoman 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 17:15

Its true, teachers are idiots. They think they are so awesome but kids are getting more and more effed up at the hands of public school. Why do you think so many people homeschool now.