Today, I got fired from my job. Why? Apparently taking 10 minutes to take a shit is too long for some people. FML
I agree, your life sucks (44269) - you deserved it (8314)
On 07/24/2014 at 5:05am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
TCRII's life also sucksToday, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's penis. FML
dypshyyt also deserved itToday, I went to my weekly AA meeting. It was a huge crowd and I was the guest speaker.…
Who the hell timed you?
#4 - On 07/24/2014 at 10:08am by nix1993
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"fly by shits are the only thing allowed around here!"
#1 - On 07/24/2014 at 10:03am by kelsorg
+217 | 21
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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