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Did the kid proceed to tell his father that you touched him in his happysacks after you scolded him for pooping himself?

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54, well he did shit his pants and couldnt follow directions, so he might be very dumb ^^ who knows

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::WARNING: RELIGIOUS BASED ARGUMENT IMMINENT:: THREAT LEVEL 8500:: The troll-o-meter is nearing 9000!!!

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He was a member of my SWAT team. We parachuted into a hostage situation and he screamed at the kid to hit the deck as he fired off a few rounds. Unfortunately the stun grenade had done it's work and the kid froze and got the bad guy's brains splattered all over him. Everyone's pretty sure he had crapped his pants about 5 minutes *before* he was taken hostage, but we are all being nice and going along with the story of him being "scared".

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