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Today, a would-be customer practically kicked my store door in, then got pissed and started throwing around insults after I told him that we were still closed, hence the closed sign. He claimed the sign was "confusing". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35014) - you deserved it (2919)

On 03/28/2014 at 4:11pm - work - by IDIOT (man) - United States

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And you didn't call the cops?? That would've been near the top of my to-do list.

#1 - On 03/28/2014 at 6:24pm by drewflav

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Maybe you're a troll and have one of those images that change depending on how far away you are.
At a distance it says "OPEN," and then as you get closer it changes to "CLOSED."

#3 - On 03/28/2014 at 6:25pm by Pleonasm

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