Anonynommer
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Holyoke, United States
I'm not paid enough for this
Today, at my first day on the job, a customer threatened my life because our vending machine had run out of Doritos. FML
Top comments
MsConfusedd 27
You ran out of nacho cheese right? If so the customer had good reason to freak out. But if it was over cool ranch they need to reconsider their priorities.
jondillboy 17
Someone is hungry o.O
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jondillboy 17
Someone is hungry o.O
Pwn17 25
And batshit insane.
hghrider123456 9
or just really really fat....or really really American.....oh wait that's the same thing
Welshite 39
#14: No, it's not.
iAlissa 34
#14, you ignorant twitfuck.
Pwn17 25
Go **** yourself 14. Not all of us are fat.
michaelaranda 28
No. Not having doritos in a vending machine is just wrong.
\ 28
Doritos are known to be chemically addictive when consumed in large quantities. They can also induce mental retardation and cannibalistic tendencies when the addiction is not satisfied.
cyanidesandwich 21
OP, by chance do you work at Walmart?
pinkkayden 7
If it was nacho cheese, I'd be mad too.
izzie321 27
Sounds like something I would do. Doritos are my main munchies satisfaction.
MsConfusedd 27
You ran out of nacho cheese right? If so the customer had good reason to freak out. But if it was over cool ranch they need to reconsider their priorities.
ButterflyLadyBug 14
but why ? I personally prefer cook ranch over nacho cheese ! :)
Dynosaur_dollie 38
Naw sweet chili heat is the best, personally I am not a fan of nacho cheese. running out of doritos though is some pretty serious stuff.
lolita88_fml 27
Nacho cheese is the best, I'd be a bit cranky too :P
sicksadworld1317 30
No, see, it's cool ranch that's the life changer. It is cool, after all. No cool ranch Doritos is a life or death issue. I don't know why everyone is so upset about the nacho cheese Doritos. It was na-cho cheese to begin with, therefore the cheesy goodness clearly went to the person it was meant to belong to. Just saying. Fritolay works in mysterious ways.
dudeofawe 15
Cool ranch. Is. Amazing. You have no idea what you're talking about.
chatokun 10
I'm with #2, nacho is delicious, hate Cool Ranch.
haw008 14
That probably won't be the craziest thing you encounter working with customers, sadly.
Kamon97 23
Geez no wonder Taco Bell calls them the Doritos Locos Tacos ._.
blakesinthelake 11
Who needs a bag of air anyways???
rg350dx 29
People in car accidents.
blakesinthelake 11
#15 well played. Well played...
lolita88_fml 27
I do!
awkwardlysmiles 12
Woah, a little over dramatic. Now if it was Cheetos that would be a different story.
IvyOswin 17
When you crave Cheetos, nothing else will satisfy.
starile 19
Cheetos, Doritos, Fritos, Tostitos... Most of my diet ends in "o"s.
cathyfang1533 12
#51 - Snickers satisfies.
Tall_Enough 10
You can't blame him, Doritos are definitely worth killing for.
demonmonkey 13
I have no problem whatsoever with this reaction.
yesrod 4
Who doesn't love Doritos? That's like saying you don't like kittens.
fsomelife 26
Except Doritos aren't cute. Or fluffy. And petting them sucks because of all the powder and ridges.
yesrod 4
That's a good point... But they are amazing. If you don't like Doritos though then your life needs a looking at.
blackbeltpsycho 16
And adding to #11, we also don't enjoy eating kittens
Tall_Enough 10
#36, the chinese do...
starile 19
Kittens are great to wipe your hands off after eating a bag of Doritos.
ifavela89 13
why would you not have Doritos. haha sorry op if you had a bad day
Ayanpatel95 7
People just love Doritos!!