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Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41714) - you deserved it (2675)

On 08/10/2013 at 2:41pm - work - by his word vs mine = me suspended (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

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What a dick

#2 - On 08/10/2013 at 5:29pm by B5B0N35

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The bend and SNAP!

It's a totally legitimate method. I've used it myself.

#8 - On 08/10/2013 at 5:34pm by Welshite

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