Today, while working at my job at a nursing home, I slipped and fell. It wouldn't be so bad if it was just water. No, one of the residents had just had an "accident". FML
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Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML
Today, I had an accident at work. Not the kind involving worker's compensation. The kind involving desperately scrubbing my office chair with paper towels, before going home to change my pants. FML
Today, I was in the kitchen with my mom, who is severely disabled and can barely walk. She suddenly slipped on a puddle of water, so I instinctively grappled her from behind to save her. It took me a moment to realize my hands were accidentally cupping her breasts. She then slipped again and took both of us down. FML
Today, I was at Walmart walking around when I slipped on some water and twisted my ankle. As I was getting up, a man came up to me and said, "There's some water on the floor, watch out." FML
Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML
Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML
Today, while at work I tripped and fell in the pool while moving a waste basket. I nearly drowned and had to be saved. I don't know which is worse the fact that I nearly drowned or the fact that I'm a lifeguard. FML
Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML
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ripresno 10
Soo, they accidentally spilled their prune juice, right?
iLike2Teabag 27
I think you should know by now that misplaced bodily fluids is part ofthe job description..
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ripresno 10
Soo, they accidentally spilled their prune juice, right?
DeidaraAkatsuki 17
I think that if they'd have been drinking prune juice, then OP would have slipped on something much worse...
ripresno 10
Haha. I bet there was an old man snickering in the back saying under his breath," Next time give me apple juice, ya son of a bitch!"
manofhorror 1
Hahahahahaha...... :D
awkwardlysmiles 12
Please tell me you had on a life alert.
kjcamaro3 5
Ask to borrow one of their walkers next time
Wizardo 33
Golden shower or mud bath? Don't tell me you went all Pitch Perfect and made angels in the mess...
Tupelo_Honey 30
That must have really pissed you off!
iLike2Teabag 27
I think you should know by now that misplaced bodily fluids is part ofthe job description..
mar_bearrr 8
Fact!
gracehi 31
And because it's frowned upon to beat up the elderly, you'll just have to take out your revenge on the next generation with your own eventual incontinence. And the circle of life spins on...
melbournearsenal 18
All part of the job !
RVAriverRAT88 9
Urine is sterile, you're lucky it wasn't poop
botanistjessica 24
It's only sterile until it leaves the body.
Pesticides 19
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botanistjessica 24
Once it contacts the urethra (which has natural bacteria), urine is no longer sterile. So on the floor in the hospital, it is not sterile.
Neyuu 18
Sterile, you say? Phew. I was worried about public pools until you said that.
Ins0mau 20
Nursing homes very often have residents with urinary tract infections.
olpally 32
That's nasty. To the shower you go!
perdix 29
#11, you mean after the golden one?
olpally 32
Yes perdix... Jesus. Lol
perdix 29
Don't tell your dad or he'll show you no R-E-S-P-E-C-T, from that song by Urethra Franklin!
perdix 29
#13, "Urea"lly are on the ball this morning ;)