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Today, I found out my home health patient purposely drinks tons of prune juice every night so I will have a huge mess to clean up in the morning because I'm "a lazy bastard" and I "need to work harder." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22963) - you deserved it (2393)

On 07/03/2012 at 11:08am - work - by melikeyturtles - United States (Illinois)

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Wow what an asshole no prune intended

#2 - On 07/03/2012 at 12:51pm by TonyGoCapitals

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Put Viagra in that prune juice and see who's laughing.

#9 - On 07/03/2012 at 12:56pm by SkoomaKi

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