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Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23287) - you deserved it (3109)

On 06/30/2012 at 1:08am - work - by John - United States (New York)

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Damn what better job is there than a strip club ... You get to see boobies ...

#2 - On 06/30/2012 at 6:16am by newbiehere99

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Don't worry, there are better jobs out there for you:)

#1 - On 06/30/2012 at 6:14am by ALlamaOnFire

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