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Today, I got fired from my job at a weight-loss center because I was too skinny, and apparently it's too depressing for the customers to handle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18208) - you deserved it (2302)

On 05/25/2012 at 7:18am - work - by jingle - United States (Delaware)

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If the customers were really set on losing weight, they would look at you as an example and try to set goals to be like you. There is a reason why workers at weight loss centers are fit. You don't see the contestants on The Biggest Loser complain about Jillian Michaels because she's "too skinny". I bet other weight loss centers will happily hire you.

#7 - On 05/25/2012 at 11:04am by NoorFML

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Wouldn't you be something to work towards? Like a source of encouragement? And if someone "overweight" works there, the customers wouldn't see the point of it..

#6 - On 05/25/2012 at 11:03am by music_woman1

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