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Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

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On 05/24/2012 at 2:26pm - work - by thwack - United States

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who has 1 and 3/4 a thumb and just ruined the safety demonstration?

*points to himself*

this guy.

#4 - On 05/24/2012 at 5:02pm by gonad_gobbler

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Well now you know what NOT to do :-)

#1 - On 05/24/2012 at 4:58pm by Headcrab

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